Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Schpong

Second Annual: Cinco de Mayo = Arresto Del Drunko

I went through this last year so I won’t make a big deal out of it. It’s Cinco de Mayo again which means it’s an excuse (not that they need one) for our Mexican brothers and sisters to get completely plastered, drive drunk, get arrested, use a public defender, get the usual sentence, not make their payments, come back to court, give lame excuses for not paying, get a new payment plan, and continue to not pay. Then of course we’ll have the plastered assholes that will simply plow into innocent families and kill them while not getting a scratch. Then if they’re Illegal we can deport them so they can be here in time for next years Cinco de Mayo.

The Marxist Brits Ban Certain Americans

Britain, that once great country that has now become more of a milksop queer than France, has decided to ban certain Americans who don’t agree with their Marxist philosophy. In particular they have put radio personality Michael Savage on their hit list. The Home Secretary of Britain, Jacqui Smith said, “Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country.” So the ‘thought police’ of Britain will decide if you have the moral fiber to enter their precious country. They will decide if your thoughts are correct for entry into England. Well go take a dump in your bloody hats, you deformed-toothed, warm beer-drinking, pansy-assed, pouffe queers. And you declared war on Hitler…what HYPOCRITS!!

Pelosi wants More of Your Cash

Well here’s a big surprise, the Marxist bitch-slut wants more money to spend on her voting blocs. Now she only needs another $94.2 billion for ‘emgerncy funds.’ These emergnecy funds will be blown on pork. The Marxists claim they need the money for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (what a joke!!), but anyone with any common sense knows that the money will be shat away on projects and programs for groups who vote Marxist! Get out your bloody wallets you Middle Class suckers!

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