Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sticks n’ Stones

Obama Fund Raises on Taxpayer’s Money

Why should this surprise us? B-Ho attended fund raisers for Nevada and California Democrats and one for Harry Ass Reid, and did so at taxpayer expense. Yes the common taxpayer will be footing the bill for his lavish vacation in support of the Democrat party. Between Nevada and California he had the stones to make some remarks about energy (before burning a shit load of it going to California) so that he could claim that it was a presidential trip. What a lying hypocritical piece of Marxist worm shit!

B-Ho Pushed GM to Bankruptcy – Government to Own 73%

Since the federal government does such a bang up job of managing everything it manages, it only makes sense that they would manage GM. Into the ground! With taxpayer loot courtesy of America’s middle class for the Marxists in power to throw around the federal government will own 73% of GM. I can’t wait! There’s no way they’ll still be able to pay lazy, gold-bricking, good-for-nothing union bums $80 to produce pieces of garbage that no one will bye. Once again middle class – Take out your wallets!!

Mortgage Foreclosures and Delinquencies Increase

Another big surprise, we had record numbers of foreclosures and delinquencies in the first quarter. It looks like B-Ho the “great promiser” isn’t keeping his promises again. But anyone with any intelligence at all knew that this numb-nutted, Marxist apple-john wasn’t going to do anything to improve the housing market. The new figure for anyone who cares is one out of every eight homeowners is now delinquent. How quaint!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Clackers

Dick Cheney Has Big Balls

Cheney is carrying on the tradition of Bill Clit’n and Jimmah Cahtah in calling out Obamamama for his actions. Great for him!! It’s about time a Republican acted like more than a damp dish rag while the Democrats run rough shod over our Constitution. Cheney is correct in asserting that the terrorists couldn’t hit the United States for the past seven years because of George W. Bush. Now we have the impotent, ear to ear smiling imbecilic teleprompter reader in the White House, who’s scared of his own shadow, and al-Qaeda is licking their chops. Iran has already told Obamamama to take his diplomacy and jam it up his ass, and B-Ho just nods with his idiot grin. Yes, Cheney is right and HE should be the President right now. To Dick Chaney, a true American Patriot!!

Since Obama Is Overwhelmed He Uses Example of Bush

B-Ho the greatest flip-flopping, not-up-for-the-job, empty suit in the history of American politics has now completely vindicated George W. Bush. He has correctly back pedaled on Guantanamo and military tribunals. He is doing exactly what George Bush did, and that’s a good thing. If he does what he wants to do, we are screwed, so thank heavens the idiot can’t make a decision of his own. Naturally during the campaign B-Ho railed against these policies and even promised the Marxists to change the course. Again, thank heavens the dick wad is staying the Bush course!! In addition, other Bush policies B-Ho is keeping include The Patriot Act (remember the left whining about that one?), intercepting emails, wiretapping and of course not pulling out of Iraq. Here’s to George W. Bush – a great American Patriot!!

Queen Bitch Pelosi Refuses Further Comment


The fucking douche bag slut refuses to discuss her outrageous accusation that the CIA lied to her about water boarding. I think the best way to get to the truth of this matter is to water board Nancy Pelosi. It’s time for that Clit’n lackey Leon “the nutsack” Panetta to step up and tell the truth. He needs to affirm that Queen Bitch Pelosi is a dirty Marxist slut of a liar. America MUST know what the Speaker of the House knew, and when she knew it. Then she needs to be tarred, feathered, and run out of DC on Amtrak. Sorry Nanc…no more private jet for you dirt bag.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Fart Bubbles

Congress Plays Both Sides in War

Congress has approved funding of the “wars” in Iraq and Afghanistan while at the same time condemning the policies of having our troops in those countries. So to make it look like Congress is sticking to their guns they add a provision that the White House must give them a progress report before asking for more money next year. However these same Democrats added another $12 billion to B-Ho’s request, and then bitched about it. They must think their constituents are imbecilic, derisory, dumb-assed fools. Oh yeah, they are!!

Pelosi Don’t Know Nothin’ ‘Bout No Water Boarding

Pelosi is singing and dancing around the tough questions as she sweats being caught in a major lie. The non-transparent (that’s for sure) Pelosi isn’t being too non-transparent about this issue and is merely throwing shit into the fan to see where it lands and protect her reign as “Queen Bitch of the World.” Poor Pelosi was “misled” by the CIA. Yeah they had nothing better to do than to mislead a beetle-witted, fen-sucked douche bag. But you know what they say…if you’re a Democrat you can lie about anything and it’s accepted. Bill Clit’, set the precedent, and all the beslubbering Marxist ass wipes are using it marvelously.

Obamamama Spends the Cash and Then Says we Shouldn’t Spend It

In one of the greatest Orwellian double-speak lines of corn eyed butt snake, B-Ho says that we our economy can’t sustain the type of deficit spending that is the result of his budget!! Holy sonofabitchin’ arse biscuits!!! The dankish flap-mouthed genius declared “We can’t keep on just borrowing from China,” only one week after proposing almost 1½ Trillion Dollars of spending on nothing except his voting blocs. So he wants to spend billions on ‘health care’ to solve the problem. Am I tripping on acid?? Ohhhhhhh…the wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round……..

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Rhinoceros Jissum

Obama Slashes Chrysler Ad Budget

The new CEO of Chrysler Corporation, Barack Hussein Obama can’t run a budget in the country he supposedly manages but he thinks he can run for Chrysler. But the Chosen One “King of the World” thinks there’s nothing he can’t do and nothing he’s not qualified for. After all, he had the lordliness to think he was qualified to be President. So now in true Marxist fashion, the U.S. Government is dictating how Chrysler will be run. The CEO, B-Ho, has decided that they don’t need to spend any money on advertising. He thinks it’s a waste. I think he’s a friggin’ waste!!

The Hypocrite to Fund Raise in Vegas – Let’s Party

B-Ho and his soul-mate Harry Ass Reid are going to party in Vegas. You know that B-Ho guy likes to party. Anyway they’re going to do a fund-raiser to show Americans that they could give a flying rat’s nut sack about the average American and their financial troubles. Remember with the Marxists it’s all about the “party.” Bill Clit’n would be jealous; this infectious, swag-bellied moldwarp has had more parties and fun’n’games in 4 months that Clit’n had in 4 years. In February Obamamama said "You can't get corporate jets, you can't go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer's dime." Apparently he’s changed his mind again. Now that is change we can believe in.

Moran Wants al-Qaeda in His ‘Hood

Rep. Jim Moran (D-Va) says he’ll be glad to have the al-Qaeda uncivilized, barbaric, Neanderthals from Gitmo come and stay in his district. This is a milk-livered, aqua queer who would’ve enjoyed sitting down and having coffee with Adolf Hitler. Moran is simply another example of the extreme hatred for America displayed by the Marxists. Great job electing this loser because you were pissed off at Bush, you half-witted, simpleton, doofus, imbecilic, stupid-assed nit-witted dumb fucks. Jim Moran is a traitor to the United States of America.

She what? She knew!

OK close your eyes. Nancy Pelosi is a republican. This just in, Nancy Pelosi has been caught in a lie. News clips of her bullshitting everyone. Copies of the CIA memo's proving she was told! Proof that Nancy Pelosi has been on board with the new tactics to get info from terrorists. This is a crime! She should be sent packing. MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC all calling for her to step down. She lied! Now, open your eyes. Nancy Pelosi is a democrat. NO NEWS!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Flegging Yer Dummy

Unemployment Hits 8.9% and Rising

For some reason B-Ho is having a difficult time creating those “millions of jobs” in the green field. This represents a 25 year high for unemployment. Of course since the Radical Whig is not an unlettered, ignorant, jack-assed dolt, but rather an intelligent user of common sense, the Radical Whig has the obvious solution. We create B-Ho’s millions of jobs in the green fields; literally. Marijuana is legalized and thus grows our economic and down goes the unemployment rate. Simple, sweet, and common sense.

Pelosi Caught in a Lie – Who Cares, She’s a Marxist


It has now come out that Pelosi “the Bitch” had indeed been briefed on the interrogation methods being used in 2002, although she’s been denying this knowledge ever since. She’s not going to be able to squirm her way out of this as the CIA is the agency acknowledging that she was briefed. In fact the common-kissing douche bag was one of the first two people to be briefed on the matter. So she has known for years and only when it became politically hip to pile onto George W. Bush, to take the light off the horrible job Jimmah Cah, I mean B-Hobamamama is doing, did the fobbing, fly-bitten whore make it an issue. Well Queen Bitch, the ball’s in your court…if it’s an issue why did you keep your usually diarrhea spewing big mouth shut for these past 7 years?


A Blogger Kevin Theelder had a great idea “I'm totally against water boarding Ms Pelosi as so many here have suggested be done to her. Instead, I'd recommend that Sen. Kennedy take her out for a ride over a bridge. Let her find out what real water boarding is all about”. I agree totally!!!

Obama Plans to Expand Government’s Role

The government is never too big or even big enough for a blue blood Marxist. B-Ho tried his damndest during the campaign to prove to the American public that he was an anti-America, racist, Marxist. The mainstream media (News Agency TASS) snickered and downplayed it and said B-Ho was just a middle of the road “swell guy” and the illiterate, brain-dead, comatose uninformed American public believed it. So now we have one of the greatest Marxists since Nikita Khrushchev in our white House and he thinks the friggin’ government is too damn small!!


Within a day the 2010 budget has gone from $3.4 Trillion to $3.6 Trillion. Well what’s another $0.2 Trillion to the American taxpayers? It’s exactly $200 Billion effing dollars. That “change we can believe in occurred in only 1 day.” A whopping 60% of B-Ho’s new budget totaling $2.3 TRILLION is going to entitlement programs. The problem here is that the entitlements are geared to specific voting blocs and do not help the general public. Get out your wallets you senile, doddering Middle Class, you’re in for a wild ride, and so are your children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren………

Just gimme some some truth

I've got a great idea. Waterboard the congress and the senate. We the people want the truth!
Just gimme some truth!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

GOOD OLE BOYS SENT FOR BURGERS

So here’s my questions. Did the press corp send the only two who had nothing to do to pick up the burgers? Doesn’t the White House cook know how to make hamburgers? Was NBC notified that the two stooges where headed to get the burgers so they could break the story or we’re they already there with the TV camera’s just getting a burger themselves? How many SUV’s are in the motorcade? On TV it looked like an awful lot of them. Did the secret service clear everyone at the burger joint? Who were the people in line, are they going to be interviewed by Matt (I’m a dickhead) Lauer on Today, sometime tomorrow? Was the Cheech concerned about catching the Flu being out in public like that? I wonder if the people all stood up when the King arrived? I’m just saying.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Schpong

Second Annual: Cinco de Mayo = Arresto Del Drunko

I went through this last year so I won’t make a big deal out of it. It’s Cinco de Mayo again which means it’s an excuse (not that they need one) for our Mexican brothers and sisters to get completely plastered, drive drunk, get arrested, use a public defender, get the usual sentence, not make their payments, come back to court, give lame excuses for not paying, get a new payment plan, and continue to not pay. Then of course we’ll have the plastered assholes that will simply plow into innocent families and kill them while not getting a scratch. Then if they’re Illegal we can deport them so they can be here in time for next years Cinco de Mayo.

The Marxist Brits Ban Certain Americans

Britain, that once great country that has now become more of a milksop queer than France, has decided to ban certain Americans who don’t agree with their Marxist philosophy. In particular they have put radio personality Michael Savage on their hit list. The Home Secretary of Britain, Jacqui Smith said, “Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country.” So the ‘thought police’ of Britain will decide if you have the moral fiber to enter their precious country. They will decide if your thoughts are correct for entry into England. Well go take a dump in your bloody hats, you deformed-toothed, warm beer-drinking, pansy-assed, pouffe queers. And you declared war on Hitler…what HYPOCRITS!!

Pelosi wants More of Your Cash

Well here’s a big surprise, the Marxist bitch-slut wants more money to spend on her voting blocs. Now she only needs another $94.2 billion for ‘emgerncy funds.’ These emergnecy funds will be blown on pork. The Marxists claim they need the money for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (what a joke!!), but anyone with any common sense knows that the money will be shat away on projects and programs for groups who vote Marxist! Get out your bloody wallets you Middle Class suckers!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Joe Cheech Biden

So what exactly did Joe Cheech Biden say? He said I'm not buying the BS of this adminstration. When it comes to my family We are taking the Swine Flu seriously. I'm doing more than just washing my hands. No planes, trains or automobiles for the Cheech, no siree sir. The rest of you can go pound salt. And that what he meant!