Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dog Doo

The POT calls the KETTLE Black!!!!!

B-Ho Obamamama got many accolades and buttocks kissing from the French as he trashed America on his recent trip. He said that America was “arrogant” which made all the Frenchmen in the audience have a simultaneous orgasm. Then the French press masturbated even harder at B-Ho’s besmirching of his own country. Casting aspersion on his nation is second nature for B-Ho, as he got 20 years of training at it every Sunday in church with the anti-American “Reverend” Wright. The bigger problem than Obamamama mudslinging at the country that he’s President of, is that B-Ho is himself one of the most arrogant illegitimate cods in the United States. B-Ho said of his election that it would be remembered as "the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” This guy has more hubris than Rosie O’Donnell has cellulite. This guy has more hubris than Bill Clit’n has illegitimate children. This guy has more hubris than Bill Maher has wanking sessions per day. This guy is a pathetic, hapless, misguided, jag-off, arse biscuit.

Obama Frightens New Yorkers to Death for his Amusement

Obama thought it would be cute to have a photo of Air Force One flying low over the New York City skyline. So instead of simply using Photoshop and doctoring a picture that no would could tell was a fake, he had the bloody 747 fly low through the NY City skyscrapers. Frightened New Yorkers fearing another 9/11 attack went scurrying out of their buildings dumping bricks as they ran for their lives. No one ever bothered to tell the mayor, and the B-Ho lame-assed moronic administration told the NYPD to keep it quiet that it would occur. Bloomberg says the flyover so near the World Trade Center site showed "poor judgment" and was insensitive. He says he is furious that the NYPD and another city agency were notified last week, but did not tell him. And the Head Joker laughs at the American public once again.

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