Thursday, April 30, 2009

Moby's Dick or Whale "Seamen"

Obama Goes Car Shopping with $8 Billion of Our Cash

B-Ho forked over $8 billion of MIDDLE CLASS taxpayer money so that Chrysler could file bankruptcy. Hell, how much cash do I get if I file bankruptcy? On top of the 8 bil, we’ve already coughed up 4 bil to the failing auto maker. I think the money would be better spent if B-Ho just bought us a Japanese auto maker. At least we’d make a profit instead of the billions going to waste on overpaid union hacks producing garbage no one will buy. B-Ho will also “help” appoint a new board of directors. In other words a board made up completely of Obamamama lackeys. B-Ho is having the time of his life spending our cash, and playing Mr. President. And the Marxists are laughing their nuts off as they ream the middle class on a daily basis.

Democrats Try to “Help” Republicans with Advice

The Marxists claim that for the Republicans to succeed they should be more like them. Well thanks for the advice, Marxists, but we’ll pass. Every time a Republican tries to act like a Democrat (John McCain), they get smeared by the Democrats and shunned by the Republicans. It has never worked and it never will. The Democrats do not want the Republicans to succeed and giving them “advice” is the utmost in bumptiousness, brass, hubris. Pride goeth before a fall, and you will fall Marxist trash!!

Gitmo Terrorists to be put Up in Hotels

Eric Holder confirmed to the Europeans yesterday that released terrorists from Guantanamo Bay would be housed at MIDDLE CLASS taxpayer expense in hotels. Apparently he wants them to be very comfy while they plan their next terrorist attack against the United States. That sounds perfectly reasonable considering his boss, B-Ho Hussein Obamamama, is an America hating, racist piece of sissy queer TRASH!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Pig Vomit

Napoli-Reno Says Illegal Mexicans Shouldn’t Suffer to Protect Americans

The dirty filthy Marxist sapphic dyke says that we shouldn’t increase border security because of the Swine Flu. In other words her Illegal friends shouldn’t be harassed just because Americans don’t want the Swine Flu. That would be selfish of Americans, and as you know this Obamamama Administration certainly HATES Americans. So while she says "We're prepared as if there were a pandemic. We're not waiting." In actuality we are doing nothing. People are arriving from Mexico legally and Illegally (as usual) and are not being checked. More Orwellian Double Speak from the greatest Doublespeakers in history. I can’t believe you cockered, whoreson, malt-worm, numb-nutted jack-asses voted for them!!

Specter Becomes a Democrat – Good Bloody Riddance Marxist Jerk-Off

This cullionly, full-gorged measle has never voted with the Republicans and it’s pathetic that he has ever called himself a Republican. Well Specter, get the hell out of the party and don’t come back. Now we can have a good Conservative run against him and hopefully annihilate the senile doddering old fool. It’s time to weed out these Marxists in sheep’s clothing and have the true Conservatives win or lose so we can be represented by those we agree with, not those who pretend to agree with us. Next up – Susan Collins, Olympia Snow, Chuck Hagel, Lindsey Graham, and John McCain. Get the sonofaboitching hell out of the Republican Party and stay the Hell out!!! Besides wasn't this old dick wad convicted of murder in California?


The second coronation of King Hussein Obama, WOO FAAH!
Bank bail outs, mortgage bail outs, tax free loaders WOO FAAH!
Buzzing the New York City skyline for a photo op, WOO FAAH!
Illegal Immigration by the thousands, WOO FAAH!
Telling the world he's sorry he's an American, WOO FAAH!
1360 more days WOO FAAH!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dog Doo

The POT calls the KETTLE Black!!!!!

B-Ho Obamamama got many accolades and buttocks kissing from the French as he trashed America on his recent trip. He said that America was “arrogant” which made all the Frenchmen in the audience have a simultaneous orgasm. Then the French press masturbated even harder at B-Ho’s besmirching of his own country. Casting aspersion on his nation is second nature for B-Ho, as he got 20 years of training at it every Sunday in church with the anti-American “Reverend” Wright. The bigger problem than Obamamama mudslinging at the country that he’s President of, is that B-Ho is himself one of the most arrogant illegitimate cods in the United States. B-Ho said of his election that it would be remembered as "the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” This guy has more hubris than Rosie O’Donnell has cellulite. This guy has more hubris than Bill Clit’n has illegitimate children. This guy has more hubris than Bill Maher has wanking sessions per day. This guy is a pathetic, hapless, misguided, jag-off, arse biscuit.

Obama Frightens New Yorkers to Death for his Amusement

Obama thought it would be cute to have a photo of Air Force One flying low over the New York City skyline. So instead of simply using Photoshop and doctoring a picture that no would could tell was a fake, he had the bloody 747 fly low through the NY City skyscrapers. Frightened New Yorkers fearing another 9/11 attack went scurrying out of their buildings dumping bricks as they ran for their lives. No one ever bothered to tell the mayor, and the B-Ho lame-assed moronic administration told the NYPD to keep it quiet that it would occur. Bloomberg says the flyover so near the World Trade Center site showed "poor judgment" and was insensitive. He says he is furious that the NYPD and another city agency were notified last week, but did not tell him. And the Head Joker laughs at the American public once again.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Bull Flatulence

Universal Health Care – The Huge White Elephant

Obama naturally promised everyone in the country free health care, as all Democrats do when they run for office. They’re the “promise givers,” but in reality they’re the illusion givers. Now economists are claiming that any plan that resembles Obamamama’s “idea” would bankrupt the nation. Economists say, any economic recovery could stall or be seriously limited by Obamamama-care. The Obama program would be based on that usual Marxist way of doing things – borrow and bloat! “Continued large deficits and the resulting increases in federal debt over time would probably constrain long-term economic growth by reducing national savings and investment, which in turn would cause productivity and wage growth to gradually slow,” the Congressional Budget Office reported. Marxism – you voted for it!! You’ve got it!! Enjoy!!!!

Carbon Shmarbon

This is the religion of Al Gorology, also known as Global Warmingology. According to Tennessee Republican Rep. Marsha Blackburn, Obama administration’s “cap and trade” plan to curb carbon emissions would cost each American family more than $3,000 a year and result in the loss of at least one million jobs. Now that’s certainly what the country needs as the earth’s climate COOLS year by year!! This is nothing more than an “energy tax” shoved up our bums by B-Ho, as he tells us how he’s busy cutting taxes on 95% of Americans. In addition the bill would allow people to sue the government if they’ve been hurt by greenhouse gas emissions. “I fell asleep on the beach drunk and got sunburned….I want to sue!!! It’s greenhouse gas I tell you!! I can smell it from here…it’s a government conspiracy, they’re out to burn my scrotal sack off”!!

Jamming More Legislation Down the Opposition’s Throat

The Democrats are prepared to jam through “health-care” legislation, with or without any Republican support, and most definitely WITHOUT any debate what-so-ever. That should be no surprise as that has become their new modus operendi. The public elected them the majority party so they feel they owe no debating of issues to any one. You can either vote for their bill or you can piss off. "We are prepared to do this because we are not confident Republicans are going to work with us," one party aide said. "This is the direction we're heading," another aide said. At least one Democrat realized the slippery slope that Queen Bitch Pelosi is taking. "If we jam something down somebody's throat it is not sustainable," Senator Max Baucus said. Keep it up Marxist Dems, and very very soon you’ll all be on permanent vacation!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Bugs' Cocoa Puffs

Why Isn’t the President Doing his Work?

When Clit’n was being impeached we continuously heard the mantra that the president “needed to get back to the work of the people.” Now 3 months into his reign, Obamamama has decided that it’s in the countries best interests to indict Bush officials. Obviously B-Ho has nothing better to do with his time and nothing better to offer the nation. This is a pathetic abuse of power driven by the profanatory, benighted queers from and that old senile, fool-born mobster George Soros. What B-Ho is trying to do is prosecute the previous Administration for policy disagreements. I for one can’t wait until WE ARE the administration!!

We Can’t Invest in the Market for Social Security, But Obama Can

B-Ho now wants the government to hold “common stock” as part of the TARP payments instead of the agreed upon “preferred stock.” The difference is that with Common Stock the government will be able to vote on matters of the company as shareholders. Well if it stinks like Communism, it is Communism, and B-Ho and his gang of dankish, elf-skinned minnows are definitely Communists (otherwise known as Bolsheviks, otherwise known as Marxists). It’s just another way of the government buying up America. Karl Marx salutes you comrades.

Now we Need Air Pollution to Stop Global Warming

It gets more nonsensicle, foolheaded every day, from rising ice shelves, to blizzards closing down conferences, to cow farts causing global warming…but this is the greatest of all!! "Aerosols offset approximately 50 percent of the greenhouse gas warming," Knut Alfsen, research director at the Centre for International Environmental Research in Oslo, Norway, said by phone. So there you have it folks!! The Religion of Global Warminology changes more than Brittney Spears changes “wrestling” partners. So to help that shard-borne, moldwarp, Al Gore and put a smile on the idiot's wooden face, we ALL need to start polluting!!!!

Capitalism Shall Have More Government – Just What We Need

The head of GE Corporation says that the future of capitalism will include much more government intervention. Well, nitwit, that means it’s not capitalism!! So GE plans on making up for financial loses by sales to the government. Well, isn’t that special!?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Rat Droppings

Janet Napoli-Reno Insults Canada

Keeping with the Obama’s great record of snafus on foreign affairs (has it only been 3 months??) the Homeland Security common-kissing dyke claimed that the 9/11 terrorists came into the U.S. through Canada. She later recanted but the damage was done. Of course the reason she said it in the first place is because she believes that as many Illegal Mexican clotpoles as want to, should freely invade our country. So the half-faced haggard douche bag shifted the blame to Canada. Way to “mend fences” Obamamama!!

Green Horse Manure

Now that the Obama administration has made such a big deal of algore’s regligion of "Global Warminology", he might have to rethink how he presents it. He’s been encouraging people to visit Antarctica and see how the penguins are losing their homes. His problem is that he’s a dissembling idiotic dork in the mold of the other dim-witted, simpleton, dullard, algore. The earth is actually COOLING!! Scientific fact folks! And, the polar ice caps are getting thicker not thinner. When will Americans say that they’ve had enough of this scam?

Horse-Face Kerry Plans to Save Pravda

The Marxists most valuable tool is the media. They own it lock, stock and barrel. The Marxist media kissed Barack Hussein Obama’s middle leg so hard it almost fell off. The problem for the Marxists is that no one is reading the left-wing dregs in their newspapers. In fact the NY Times I’m extremely proud to say is $1.3 Billion in debt. For the most biased, unabashedly Marxist newspaper in America to go from the top newspaper in the country, to a dog-training accessory does my heart joy. But Horse-face Kerry (LOST TO BUSH!!) plans to rescue his left-wing media. By having the government have any sort of official interest in the news media takes away any pretense of non-bias. It is merely the same as Pravda. Heidi-ho Comrades!!

CIA Director Backs Bush Strategy

Obama thought he’d kick George Bush in the testes by releasing previously classified documents about the CIA interrogations of uncivilized, savage, cut-throat terrorists. Well, B-Ho’s own CIA chief has said that the interrogations produced much needed and helpful information in fighting these sewer-scrapings scum-bags. As Dick Cheney says, correctly, Obama “doesn’t recognize the terrorist threat.” That’s something ALL Americans should be frightened to death about. Has it only been 3 months of this useless, fatuous, thick-witted dolt?? It seems like 3 years!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Tidbits and Nuggets

Axlerod says Tea Parties Dangerous

David Axelrod, the official Obama ass-kisser%% in-chief, has announced on national television (the News Agency TASS) that the Tea-Parties held last week by the 47% of us who DO NOT share B-Ho’s wimpy, queer vision of America, are a danger to the United States. That sounds like something that would come out of the mouth of the head of the Gestapo. But then again –maybe it did!

Stocks fall 3% - What else is new?

It seems every time Obamamama visits a foreign nation, the stocks tumble. Well it doesn’t seem that way, it is that way. This time they’re saying that “renewed worries about banks's stability appeared to be triggered by news reports that their lending remains tight and that the government may swap its debt in banks for ownership stakes as its $700 billion bailout fund runs down.” [WSJ 4-20-09] Well po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe – the bottom line is that it’s Obamamama again. Bush always got the credit for bad economic news. I think it’s time for B-Ho to take the credit for this news. After all, he’s a swell guy!!

The Joker Let’s Nobodies Trash the U.S.

Please see the editorial on this at this link. Obamama sat politely and listened while leader after leaders of third world, nowhere, nothing nations spewed hatred and venom toward the United States. In case we didn’t already know, I guess we know where Obama’s allegiance lies. B-Ho’s preference is to party with dictators as opposed to confronting them. But then, what would he confront them about? They hate America too!!!

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Great Tax Tea Party of April 15, 2009

Americans all over the nation have organized in a great unorganized movement called the Tea Party. Named after the Boston Tea Party, these spontaneous demonstrations have not occurred in this capacity since the 1700’s. The Left claims that these are not spontaneous demonstrations, but rather they are organized by the right-wing. That’s a load of horse crap. These demonstrations have been organized by Internet blogs, emails, texting etc. On “Tax Day” 2009, Americans are gathering in cities all over the United States not to protest “No taxation without Representation” (even though we do not have representation in a House that passes bills without debate), but rather Americans are protesting the blowing of our valuable tax dollars out the butts of the Democrat House, Senate and President!!

No Legislation without Representation

The American way, even when one party controls both houses and the Oval Office has ALWAYS been to have debate on legislation that INCLUDES the opposition party’s voice. That is no longer the case in the United States of America. Now that the Democrats control all the branches of the U.S. government they feel entitled to impose any legislation that tickles their fancy, and not have any debate whatsoever. Hey phlegm balls…I’ve got an even better idea. How about if we don’t even bother with a vote!! Since the Republicans cannot filibuster under the new rules and their will be no debate, let’s just say the hell with the charade of a vote. But NO!! The people of the United States have decided screw that crap. There shall be more legislation without debate jammed up our butts, hence the Tea Parties.

The Left Attacks the Parties

OK, be honest, who the is surprised by this? The Left of course felt glad all over and warm and fuzzy while old dried up sluts slandered our armed forces and the Bush Administration. But now that their counterparts, the intelligent, well-informed right, are protesting, the bitches can’t handle it. The Left also said about 700 parties were held yesterday. As Mr. Miagi said on “The Karate Kid”…”ahh, believe have facts wrong.” There were actually about 2,700 parties in cities all over the United States. The Left is saying this was a piss poor showing, but it was a much better showing than ANY war protest that was organized against the Bush administration….and the greatest thing of all – these parties were not organized. The people are rising up. The Marxists have awakened a sleeping giant.

Unlike Obamamama, These People Care about Their Children’s Future

Hillary Clit’n should be protesting that “it takes a village” and that the village will be bankrupt in the near future due to B-Ho and Slut Pelosi’s spending rampage. Tax increases are only around the corner, these TRILLIONS of horse crap won’t pay for itself. Yet all of a sudden Clit’n doesn’t seem to care about “the children.” Remember, everything that the Left did was supposed to be “for the children.” Well now the Leftists are jamming Trillions of dollars of debt down our children’s throats and having a good old time doing it. It’s known as Change we can Believe In!!


We need more than a Tea Party. What we need is to split the country in half and let the Left have theirs and we’ll have ours. We can each live according to our dictates. The Left and Right will NEVER again reconcile in American politics, they are too far apart. The country is polarized and should be split. The Right half will prosper naturally, and the Left half will go down the toilet! But when the Left disintegrates, we won’t give a flying crap. No bail outs from us to you fart knocking Marxist pricks. Man, that would be Nirvana. Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Marxist Regime Attacks our Military Veterans

The regime of Barack Hussein Obama has stepped so far over the line that he and his entire administration need to be impeached IMMEDIATELY!! Since there seems to be a brewing opposition to the RULING COALITION of Marxist Democrats in this country, those same scum bag dog crap eaters are freaking out to silence the 47% of us who DID NOT vote for B-Ho. They’ve already silenced Republican opposition in the Congress and the Senate, and now they are out to label U.S. Veterans as dangerous fringe groups. That is a blatant act of war against the people of the United States and should be considered treason!!

The Left Has Always HATED The Military

Whenever I hear one of these left-wing piece of garbage dicks use the phrase “support the troops” it makes me want to hurl my lunch across the damn room, and then dry heave for an hour or so. These leftists have always and continue to despise the military and military veterans. The pricks even bitched about the Navy SEALS killing those ‘pirates.’ “Was that much force really necessary?” Hey dick wads…screw yourselves!! If you Marxist bums don’t appreciate our armed forces, and if you Marxists don’t appreciate our veterans, and if you Marxists are going to slander our military then GET THE FRIGGIN HELL OUT OF THE COUNTRY NOW!!!!!

B-Ho Needs a Scapegoat, After all Hitler had the Jews

So the scapegoat chosen by the left to establish their dictatorship that will never be able to be overthrown is the political right-wing. As I’ve pointed out they are already impotent in the Congress and Senate, so now the common man who happens to be a right-winger must be made a scapegoat. The common man, right-winger must have his guns taken away because he is a threat to the leftist Marxist government of Barack Hussein Obama. Eric Holder has already announced that nothing as trivial as the 2nd Amendment will get in his way of his jamming comprehensive “gun control” through both houses. Adolf Hitler would certainly be proud of these trash, if he hadn’t hated Marxists so much!!

Clit’n Blamed the Militia, and Killed Hundreds Doing It!

Give me a break! Timothy McVeigh? I don’t think so. That fat assed disgraced presdet who taught our children that cheating on your wife is dandy as long as it’s only oral sex, blew the hell out of the FBI building in Oklahoma City because he was in fear of America’s militia groups. All the Marxist media, and all the Marxist FOBs jumped all over the militia blame game for the bombing. Well after Waco, and after Ruby Ridge, don’t even dream of telling me that Clit’n didn’t sacrifice those people to shut down right-wing militias. He did!

Janet NapoliReno – I Told you About this Dyke Bitch

Big Brother is certainly watching you, but don’t forget about Big Sister too!! The Homeland Security Douche Bag is claiming that the recession is fueling right-wing extremists to pop up and recruit. Are you people listening to this Marxist government? You voted for the bums and now you’re stuck with them so far up your rear ends you’ll never get them out. The Homeland Security Dept. “warned” that home foreclosures, unemployment and other consequences of the economic recession "could create a fertile recruiting environment for right-wing extremists." Holy crap! Read George Orwell’s 1984 you morons. Meanwhile the Left-Wing extremists are running the Government, the Law, the Media, the Banks, and soon all of America’s industries. You pricks brought this on by voting for these ass wipes and you knew who they were!!! You’re a bunch of uninformed idiots.

We Don’t Need the Discredited Federalists!

Not since the discredited Federalist Party has an administration been so vehemently against State’s rights and so violently asserting the power of the federal government over every aspect of our lives. But the state of Texas at least has some balls and is declaring their sovereignty. Well good for them. A democracy can not survive with an all powerful central government – that is Communism for you brainless idiots who voted for Obama or Ron Paul or some other idiot that helped put B-Ho in office.


This issue has now taken front stage as the most pressing issue, overtaking Illegal Mexicans. EVERY American should take this threat of a loss of all of our freedoms very, very seriously. The ass wipes who used to cry about President Bush and the Patriot Act aren’t crying now, because they want to be subjects of an authoritarian ruler. For this Obamamamamamamama administration to slander our brave men and women of the military as people we need to fear is the most outrageous insult that can be heaped upon the American public. The only thing we need to be protected from are the Marxists running the federal government. Just because we are paranoid DOES NOT mean that they aren’t out to get us!!! Of course this is just what I think, and unfortunately I’m not wrong this time!!!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Having Babies – Mexican Style

The Mexicans have a very interesting way of having babies. They don’t burden their own government with the expenses, they merely come on into the United States, dump out their brat, and viola…instant U.S. Citizen. Now B-Ho Obama wants to make them ALL citizens of the United States. Well, lets have a look at what these law breakers have done to deserve instant citizenship.

Coming to America for the Sole Purpose of Creating a Citizen

Phoenix’s CBS 5 news did a piece on Mexican pregnant women coming to the U.S. for the sole purpose of having their baby here. The woman they were talking to wouldn’t give her real name but after she pumped out her brat (courtesy of the taxpayers of Texas) she felt confident to give her name, Fabiola, since she no longer fears deportation. Well isn’t that just Fabiolamisimo!! I mean screw the fact that she violated the law of the United States like a common criminal, now she’s all set. She announced “I’m glad he was born here, that’s why we came here.” There we go, at least Fabifriggingola is glad she got free health care, and is now probably collecting free welfare for her brat.

So how did a pregnant Fabiola get here. Simple…she swam across the Rio Grande when she was 6 months pregnant with her husband and son. Another Fabiola tidbit, “things are better in the U.S. because they help children so much more.” Sounds like this one will be getting benefits at the middle class taxpayer’s expense. The brat she pumped out while Illegally in the United States can then “sponsor” her and her husband when he reaches 21. Isn’t this a lovely system?

Don’t Worry the Middle Class Can Take Out Their Wallets

So the cost of this dog crap is born by the middle class taxpayers of America as usual. Sure the hospital loses money but they then raise their rates to cover their costs of FREE MEDICAL CARE FOR CRIMINALS, and the cost is passed on to the middle class by higher hospital costs and higher insurance premiums. So what kind of costs are we racking up for the middle class citizenry of the United States?

An average C-Section cost is $4700. The cost for the Illegal Mexican is FREE. There are 300,000 babies born to Illegal Mexicans in the U.S. per year (at least they don’t abort them like the Marxists do). At McAllen Texas Medical Center, 40% of the babies born there were to Illegal Mexicans (2,400 in 2007) (can’t wait for the 2008 figures!!). So in all the American taxpayer (middle class of course) foots a bill for  $1.1 Frigging Billion dollars per damn year. That’s $1.1 Billion that could be spent on American’s children that suffer from no medical treatment, no food, no shelter etc. But instead we simply PISS the taxpayer’s $1.1 billion/year away to reward Illegal Law Breakers!!! Only in Marxist America could this horse crap go on!

Let’s Make it Easier for the Mexicans to Invade the U.S.

Well I gotta say Obamamama is off to a great running start on this one. His Homeland Security Head did more to help Illegal Mexicans come into the United States that anyone else in America. The friggin dyke bitch refused to enforce the border and even had National Guard troops hang out at the border and throw down their useless weapons when armed drug lords came across. Now that has to make every U.S. citizen proud. Just in case it’s a bit too inconvenient for Mexicans to Illegally cross over our border, the U.S. government has installed 19 beacons to give the law breakers “room service” on their journey.


I’ve been over this more times than I care to count but it is our number one problem in this country. The country will disintegrate and Mexico will take over a huge portion unless we preemptively invade the cockroaches and annex Mexico. One other note on the McAllen Texas Medical Center for your amusement if nothing else. The CEO of the hospital, Joe Riley says he’s seen women come to the hospital wet from swimming across the river and in labor already – they came here for the sole purpose of having a U.S. citizen baby for fucking FREE. They are mandated by LAW to treat ALL ‘patients’ that come to the ER regardless of if they are from Uranus or Mexico. His hospital alone has uncompensated health care of greater than $200 million in 2007. When Fabiola was told by the reporter that many Americans resent what the Illegal Mexicans are doing, the dirty sleazy criminal douche bag bitch said “I don’t really understand the resentment.” We are at war and Obama will not acknowledge it nor will the Senate or the Congress. But that’s to be expected from a Marxist government that is licking their chops over the prospect of 40 million new registered Democrat voters. Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Obama – The Comedy of Errors Continues Non-Stop

Obama who is on his way to becoming the most slap stick president in the history of the world just can’t seem to get it right. He’s so damn far out of his league that his amateur comings (not like Clit’ns) and goings are one faux pas after another. He bows, he doesn’t bow…he makes it an issue because we have no other important issues. Americans are seized and Obama keeps his usually running big mouth shut. Americans shoot up other Americans and his Attorney General says the 2nd Amendment won’t get in the way of gun control. Since the unemployment rate is around 8% B-Ho guesses it’s now the right time to make all the Illegal Mexicans U.S. citizens so they can take up what few jobs there are. Funny…NO….Friggin ridiculously %#$&ed up…YES.

I Bow to No One

So Obama, whose wife made a faux pas with the Queen of England by touching her, bowed down to the King of Saudi Arabia. So what? Who gives a rat’s ass? No, the problem is that the joker is now denying that he did it. Are you ready? The dip wad claims that he’s tall and the Saudi king is small and B-Ho had to bend down to shake his hand!! Are you pulling my middle leg for the 47,378th time since this loser became president?? I wonder how many strategy sessions involving 300-400 people it took to come up with that response. Alfred E. Neuman would be a more competent president than this damn Marxist goof. I personally think that the Japanese custom of bowing is one we could definitely do with. It shows respect. But Obamamama has to worry like a frightened little kid about what the press will think and then he lies about it. What a LOSER!!!

I Aints Got Nuttin Ta Say Bout No Pirate Mo-Fo’s

For the 5th day in a row B-Ho has kept his big sissy assed mouth shut about pirates hijacking Americans. Sound familiar? How about Jimmah Cahtah not talking about the Iranian savages who took our Embassy over. Déjà vu dude!! The junior big mouth of the Administration, Joe Plagiarizer Biden, won’t even comment. Sounds like these dicks are hard at work on this one. Of course Obamamama is still whacking off thinking about the Europeans who held his weinie at the G-20 summit, especially the flaming queer from Britain. He’s a very busy man, can’t be bugged with trivial crap like Americans being seized by Muslims. We should be NUKING the pirate ships until there are none left. Easy solution to an easy problem! But we have Jimmah Cahtah as presdet.

Fork over Your Guns You Conservative Degenerates

Since some lunatics have killed people randomly (always appreciated by the left who want to confiscate our weapons) Eric Holder is now saying we WILL have gun control and…..the 2nd Amendment will not get in his way!!! So the Marxists are going to try to take weapons away from law biding citizens, while they encourage 14 year old girls to murder their baby. Not since Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin has a government wanted so desperately to take guns away from the people. The cost of rifles has skyrocketed since B-Ho’s coronation, and ammunition of all calibers is sold out. I wonder why….I wonder why!

New Mexican Legal Voters

The Illegal Mexicans have been voting in this country for years but just to be on the safe side Obamamama is going to make them all citizens so they can legally vote for him. I know that Republicans also want to legalize Mexicans for the cheap labor, but the Democrats want the cheap votes. And regardless of how many friggin stupid idiotic moron Republicans vote for legalizing the damn Mexican invaders, the cucaracha Mexican pricks will vote for the Democrat. No I like my idea much better. Invade and annex the country of Mexico. After all we should get something more than Democrat voters for all the problems these butt wipes have caused.


It just keeps piling up with Obama. It’s only been a few months and he’s frigged up the future of our children economically, let North Korea launch a ballistic missile, appointed crooks to his administration, made us a sissy queer in front of Europe, insulted George W. Bush at the G-20 summit, let pirates kidnap Americans (pirates??), gone in circles on Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan, bowed to a King and then denied it, proposed free citizenship to law breakers, announced numerous Marxist policies to come soon and generally been the most screwed up, piece of dog doo, loser, Marxist, American hating president in U.S. history. Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong!!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

North Korea Farts in Our Face (and Doesn’t say Excuse Me)

The North Koreans launched their “satellite” missile after much fan fare and stern warnings from Jimmy Car…uh I mean Barack Obama. Naturally North Korea said that they gave a rat’s ass what B-Ho thought and that they would launch their “satellite” when they felt like it, and if no one liked it they could bite themselves. So on Saturday they did indeed launch their “satellite” while holding their middle finger in the air as high as they could. This “satellite” had the capability of hitting the United States with a nuclear warhead, so one would assume that that’s kinda important. However, B-Ho was having too much fun having Europeans lavish Hosannas upon him to be bugged with such triviality, so he announced…are you ready?....the friggin nerd announced:

North Korea Isn’t Playing By the Rules

Holy crap!! Jimmah Cahtah even had more balls than this Marxist wanabe Presidential queer! I’ll say they’re not playing by the damn rules. But who’s going to make them play by the rules. The impotent United States, led by Mr. Swell Guy? I don’t think so. This wanker is afraid of his own shadow. He’s a community organizer who can read a teleprompter so the Democrats chose him as their token black president. Hurray, hurrah, it’s Winchell Mahoney time. First of all if any idiot thinks that North Korea was launching a satellite, they’re a brainless idiotic moron. What North Korea was attempting to do was launch a missile that could reach the United States (so they may nuke us someday), and in that respect they had quite a success.

United States Calls Launch a Failure

The launch wasn’t a failure for crying out loud, it was a smashing success. North Korea once threatened to turn Seoul, South Korea into a “sea of fire.” I’d say that makes the launch a smashing success. They can now hit Japan, Guam, Philippines, and China (why would they?), so to call it a failure is merely George Orwellian Bullcrap Speak by the Obamamama administration.

Obama Calls for an International Response

Since Obamarama doesn’t have a pair of balls or a nut sack to put them in, he is calling for others to fight our battles. “If you don’t stop picking on me I’m gonna get my big sister after you.” What a pathetic dish rag. What a pathetic Jimmy Carter. So Obama calls on his pals the United (piece of dog doo) Nations. You know them…the organization that Obamamama wants to hand over our national sovereignty to (I guess they’ll share the U.S. with Europe). After 3 hours of closed doors meetings, surprise, surprise, surprise….no agreement on ANYTHING!!! In others words the United Nations did what it is the greatest organization in the history of the world at doing…absolutely NOTHING!!

No Nukes Man

To further demonstrate what a nutless pussy he is, B-Ho said we have to eliminate nukes world wide and the United States should take the lead. In other words B-Ho wants the U.S. to be nothing more than a poor third world piece of crap that he and his entourage of thugs can rule and hand out little nothings to the masses. The U.S. needs to tell North Korea and Iran and any other piece of cow crap that wants to get nuclear that we’re going to increase our capacity and develop a missile shield. If they even look at us side ways they’ll be cover in wall to wall nukes.


Our president is a queer. Our president is a gutless pussy. Our president is an shoe licker. Our president wants to unilaterally disarm America to make his European and Muslim friends happy. Our president is a Marxist, American hating, piece of yak crap. Our president won’t be happy until he’s made the United States the laughing stock of the world…the third world that is! Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong!!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Moderates – More Dangerous to the America than the Marxists

The dish rag, can’t make a decision, discerning, faux intelligent “moderates” of this country are destroying the nation from the inside out. John McCain displayed this with his mealy mouthed campaign of nothing that allowed the Marxists to take complete control of the U.S. government. The fart sniffing Democrats DO NOT want to work with the Republicans, and they are masters at convincing the idiot moderates that it’s the Republicans who aren’t cooperating. The moderates are the largest voting bloc in the United States, so whoever can reach these idiot morons wins the election. They’re really not that difficult to reach, and it amazes me that the Republicans are so damn lousy at doing it.

Believe it or Not the Moderates Will Vote for the One with Convictions

McCain made the major mistake in this past campaign of believing that if he campaigned as a moderate he would get the moderate vote. It doesn’t even come close to working that way. You see the moderates get their news from the “moderate” network evening news. They are discerning enough to know that CNN is leftist. They are told and therefore believe the Fox News is right wing. So since they are highly intelligent they watch the CBS Evening News, and develop their “opinions’ accordingly. So when McCain tried to be a moderate, and Barack showed them he was a leftist while claiming he was a moderate, they voted for the one with convictions. They voted for the leftist because the Republican didn’t give them a clear picture of what he stood for. McCain was trying to please ‘all the people, all the time.’

Bill O’Reilly – The Voice of Reason

Oh give me a friggin break once and for all. This guy makes me barf. He is a moderate, he is the voice of reason. He’s the voice of a bullcrap artist. He acts all intellectual and discerning and informed, but when you get down to it he will argue with a Democrat or Republican equally to see that his view is the one that people go away with. He was on with Laura Ingraham last night and refused to say that B-Ho was a socialist for supporting the blatant Communist platform formed by the G-20. He’s too damn intelligent to label Obamamama as a socialist. He isn’t a damn socialist O’Frigging’Reilly…he’s a COMMUNIST MARXIST!!! O’Reilly also favors big government regulations, which in my book makes him a leftist. He wants to go off on his show, but to those of us who don’t have a cushy job of giving our opinions for money we have the Internet. That’s why this dick wad wants the Internet regulated by the government. Yeah O’Reilly you’re a moderate alright!

Aren’t Some Political Parties Moderate?

Absolutely not! By definition, moderate is not having excessive or extreme views. That certainly doesn’t fit the Democrats (abortion, tax the rich. Redistribute wealth, socialize industry, unions, green crap, faggot diplomacy etc.). That certainly doesn’t fit the Republicans (open borders with Mexico, no regulation whatsoever, kissing the UN’s ass etc.). The Libertarians aren’t moderate (freedom of everything with no exceptions, no foreign policy at all etc.). The Greens are certainly not moderate (matriarchal society, I’ve said enough right there!!). How about our friends the Modern Whigs? Well, they certainly do try to be middle of the road. But they won’t take a stand on Abortion simply because their members don’t agree. To me, not taking a position on such an important issue as 1st degree murder, is indeed radical. But at least the Whig movement is growing. Right now the Modern Whigs have 0.00011800% of the electorate registered as Modern Whig. The up and coming Radical Whig Party already has 0.00000021% of the total electorate registered as Radical Whig. Here we come folks!!!!


People in the United States now use the idea of being “moderate” as a crutch to prop them up. More and more people are registering without indicating a party preference not because they don’t feel that any party identifies with their views, but rather they have no views to start with. They take the easy way out, don’t make a decision, let the media tell them how to vote, and go on their merry way. This is extremely dangerous for our society. We need our citizens to have an opinion, and voice that opinion. Sitting on the fence is not going to cut it in a democracy. But then again, our democracy is rapidly fading into totalitarianism. Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong!!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Obama Taxes the Wrong Leaf

Obama just jammed through a huge tax increase on cigarettes, even though the lying piece of dog doo had promised not to raise taxes of ANY KIND on people making less than $200,000 a year. It’s common fact that the poor smoke in numbers disproportionate to the rich, so the tax will directly affect the poor. Naturally the media won’t cover this filthy lying sonofanutsack’s flip flop, and the uninformed idiots that make up the poor classes will pay their tax like good little zombies and vote for their savior B-Ho the next time. The major problem here is that the fool Marxist should NEVER have made a promise such as that because the Marxist life style is to raise taxes and spend the money on bull crap constituency groups. But the liar did make the promise and now he’s once again lying in the face of every idiot that voted for him.

Tax the Weed, Dude

I, of course, would never make such a messed up promise but then again I’m honest and not a friggin lying Marxist piece of goat whiz. What I would say is that we shall legalize marijuana once and for all, and it shall be taxed as cigarettes at the federal, state, and local levels. In addition, thousands of jobs will be created in this new industry. Then we have the thousands of man-hours of our law enforcement officers that would be freed up for keeping serious crime under control. Our justice system would get much needed relief, along with our prison systems. But as I said, the primary benefit to the economy would be tremendous. Tax revenues would put us in the black. The unemployment rate would drop and we’d have many new wage earners and tax payers. The green queers wouldn’t be losing trees for paper as we’d use hemp which makes a better quality paper anyway. Farmers would be turning a profit as they turned their soil. And the greatest benefit of all….

The Mexican Drug Lords Can Mow My Lawn

Since the United States would control the marijuana industry, and produce FAR better quality of weed than Mexico could ever dream of, the diarrhea sniffing, fart eating, dick wads known as the ‘drug lords’ of Mexico could go and crap in their sombreros. These pieces of trash would be out of work faster than Bill Maher in his bedroom. Then the crosskicking wankers could sneak into the United States and do the “jobs Americans don’t want to do.” In other words the ass wipes could work as bus boys at Jose’s Taco Emporium!!

Much Much More than a Tax on Tobacco

Once again the devil is in the details, and the details are always hidden with this Marxist administration. The details are that this isn’t merely a tax (which B-Ho promised wouldn’t occur) it is also a regulation on what can be in a cigarette. Are you pulling my finger?? Now I hate cigarette smoke and I’m glad people can’t stink up a restaurant I’m eating in, BUT…it’s legal to possess and smoke cigarettes as they are. How the hell can this government of Obamamama have the cast iron gigantic balls to regulate whether or not there’s nicotine in a damn cigarette?? Easy, they're the Marxist Democrat dictators and they will do whatever the hell they please, and We the People cannot do a single thing about it….until 2010


Obama didn’t need to prove he was a liar, I think that was assumed since he was a member of the Democratic Party. But he went and proved it to us anyways. He says he wouldn’t tax anyone making under $200K and then did just that with his enormous new tax on cigarettes. But that didn’t go far enough for the Marxists. They will also now regulate what “ingredients” a cigarette can contain, all while cigarettes are legal to possess and smoke under the law. We need to stop this idiot before there are NO freedoms left. Then we need to legalize marijuana. Then we need to get high. Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

National Security Update

While the Prez and his racist wife are jet setting with an entourage of five hundredin tow (Can you say Carol Mosley Braun?), the issues he should be addressing are National Security and the lack thereof, rather than the world economy. Britain is already on his ‘highway to hell’ of spending out of the recession and the rest of Europe thinks B-Ho is full of crap, so moron…deal with our National Security.

The Taliban Plan

The leader of the Pakistani Taliban (the one Obama is going to invade Pakistan to get Osama) has issued a threat. The Taliban will attack the White House and “amaze the world.” Well that would be pretty amazing, but B-Ho is over in Europe so they may want to consider postponing the festivities for a while. Under George W. Bush (the President trashed on a daily basis by the Marxists and the “media”) (redundant), the United States was not attacked a single time after 9/11. That was mainly because George W. Bush took National Security seriously. Obamamama on the other hand has appointed Janet Napolireno as Homeland Security head which should sum up just how “seriously” he takes our nation’s security.

The FBI is taking the threat seriously because the Muslim dog licker “has American blood on his hands.” Meanwhile B-Ho plays Mr. Prez half-way across the world with his fans and entourage. So just in case we’re too safe after eight years of George W. Bush, B-Ho is going to release the cut-throat murdering killer pigs into the general population of the United States, because, well…that’s the type of guy he is. He’s a nice guy! He feels the pain of the Gitmo detainees. AND the prick is going to give them WELFARE to help them survive in the United States until they are ready to attack us again. Obama…ya gots ta luvim!!!

Iran – Wipe it Off the Map

These insane lunatics are so fond of repeating over and over again how they will soon wipe Israel off the map. I say it’s time to wipe these punks off the damn map. But not B-Ho Obamarama. Nope, he’s trying to make ‘nice-nice’ with the raving lunatics once again. After they told him to blow his introductory letter up his moon, and he did, he must have thought that they just need to know him better, to see what a swell guy he is. So, now Obama wants Iran’s help in solving the drug trafficking problems of Afghanistan. That’s sort of like asking Brittney Spears to help with new parenting classes. I’m glad that Netanyahu has set B-Ho straight and told him to take care of Iran or Israel will. Because B-Ho would wait until Iran wiped Israel off the map and then say “darn it you guys, that wasn’t cool!”

Let’s Release the “Terror” Memos

So now Obama is debating whether or not to release sensitive ‘terror memos’ from the Bush administration. You see, B-Ho and the slut Pelosi want our government to be transparent. That’s why they had the “stimulus” bill read to Congress before voting on it. Wait a minute…oh yeah, they didn’t bother with that transparency. You see an economic bill won’t do our enemies any good to have it made public information, so it’s merely voted on as “vote for this piece of cow crap because B-Ho wants it.” Now classified documents on the other hand CAN help our enemies so therefore it’s of the utmost importance for our Marxist leadership to see that they’re given over to al-Qaeda.


The conclusion is that there is no national security in our country. B-Ho has stars in his eyes and he’d rather play Mr. Prez than worry about the security of the American people. If he had cared about America’s security he would have voted for John McCain!! Madam Sec. Hil is too busy with her kumbaya stars in her eyes to care about the security of the American people, and certainly doesn’t give a flying rats ass about our troops in Afghanistan. She’s welcoming (at B-Ho’s behest) Iran to step into Afghanistan and straighten that situation out. If the bitch had cared about national security, she too would have voted for John McCain. Oh yeah… maybe she did! We need to lock down our borders tighter than a witch’s va-jay-jay, demand Iran stop nuclear development at the threat of being wiped off the earth, and drop some daisy cutters on the Afghan drug lords. Of course this is just what I think, maybe I’m wrong!!